Thoughts of a hen as she is running away from a rooster:
- "If I run too fast, he may not be able to catch me."
- "If I run too slowly, he will think I am a whore... ."
- "I'd better stumble."
Professor (Emeritus) Duncan C. McDougall of Plymouth State University in New Hampshire Continues his Story. (*A Romanian/English pun. Apologies to The Beatles.)
This is an old one but indeed a good one, my dad used to tell it to me ... when we actually get to talk !
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